Category: Random
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Why didn’t I think of this?
Can you just imagine? HO HO HO, BITCH!
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Howdy-doody
I’m going to skip the apology for not blogging and just get right to the excuses. Here is what I’ve been doing lately: McClungs – Because of flakey photographers, and because we’re going to print next Monday, I’ve been shooting approximately 50% of the visual content. I guess that’s what small productions are like, completely…
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I can’t even make this shit up.
Today, for the second time in a matter of months, I had a run-in with a pervert at the bus stop on the way to school, The same bus stop, the same time. My account with the moustached man back in October is documented here. This time, however, this little Korean-Asian-ambiguous man of mid-30s was…
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An Inventory
It’s snowing. My shoes are salty and ruined. And my bike is in storage. Complete contents of one (1) Supreme scatter-weave backpack in olive green, because I can: Nalgene bottle three copies of McClung’s wrinkled and torn A-section and crossword from the Toronto Star one battered reporter’s notebook one tattered RSU-issued agenda, with miscellaneous notes,…
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Dear diary…
Yesterday, a strange man showed me his penis. I headed to the bus stop near my house just before 9 a.m. this morning so I could book it to work by 10. I miss the bus 8:49, natch (thanks, YRT… you could have spared me this whole episode). I’m sitting on the…