So… so… so hilarious. I missed the actual parade up Fifth Ave. but got there in time for the debauchery and crassness of the afer-party – a loose term I’d use to describe the aimless wandering up and down Madison and Park Aves. on foot and in cars, blasting bad hip-hop and hollering indecipherable things in Spanish.
A tally of things we spotted:
- Approximate facsimiles of Fat Joe (this year’s official New York Godfather): 4
- Puerto Rican lesbians: 4
- Times we were called Japanese tourists: 6
- Escalades and other luxury SUVs spotted: 512
- Karats of real gold, collectively: 7
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