I have decided to take a summer job offer for a business reporting internship at Dow Jones Canada. I don’t know anything about the stock markets, or business, or the economy or anything to do with numbers at all, but I figure if I don’t go down in a ball of flaming glory first, I could learn a thing or two about good reporting and staying on top of deadlines. This also means I am approximately (and this is very approximate) 10 bureaucratic steps away from overthrowing the Big Guy upstairs — no, not that Big Guy, I mean this guy:
Which, I mean, considering how many news organizations he owns, may as well be God. All hail the Murdoch.