Category Archives: Strange Anthropology

Death is imminent

Off today’s DJ wire, bright and early: Crocs plummeted 44% premarket after the footware maker slashed its second-quarter guidance and offered a disappointing outlook for the year, reflecting a “challenging” U.S. marketplace and slower-than-expected growth internationally. Take that, NAS:CROX. Your time is up.
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Natural selection in the confectionary world

I don’t get it, but I LOL’ed: Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them [...]
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TEH GOP LUBS YUO!

DO YUO LUB TEH GOP?!!?!!11 SHOW TEH WORL BY SENDING UR GOP LUB TO ALL UR FRENS!
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Top reason why you can’t pre-emptively write a commemorative sports book.

In an 11-word title. Aside from Superbowl Sunday, I had a very surreal experience in a certain sports bar in downtown Toronto on Saturday, when I went with Mike to go watch UFC with a bunch of bro-dudes and miscellaneous jocks (Lesnar v. Mir, Noriega v. Sylvia). While I can handle a bit of blood sport, [...]
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